rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard

Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.

by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016

rusty elephant

The act of making one's mouth exceptionally dry and blowing into a penis during oral sex, making a trumpeting noise to mimic an elephant.

Man #1: How was it last night bro?"
Man #2: "Horrible, she gave me a rusty elephant."

by 469 Productions June 3, 2016

Rusty Donald

The act of recieving a rimjob while wearing a Donald Trump wig-bonus points if you call her Melania and make her tell you that you have a yuuuuggeeeee penis.

I can believe she wanted to do the Rusty Donald on the first date!

by MorningMemeMaster69 February 8, 2018

Rusty advantage

An act with a ranga that also looks like a giraffe whereby the rangaraffe reveals their genitalia to you in the middle of a poker game, causing you to immediately fold and leave the table in disgust.

How did you go at poker? I lost, he pull the Rusty Advantage

by Say Loveee February 11, 2018

rusty tits

Granny tits.

Man I love sucking on some rusty tits.

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 7, 2017

rusty ocarina

It's the rusty trombone but performed on a woman.

Her eyes light up like the cleric sunrise when I went from tossing her salad to playing her rusty ocarina.

by Thewitchespet January 28, 2017

Rusty Grape

Rusty Grape is a winery and tasting room out side Battle Ground, WA serving award winning wine and famous wood fired pizza in a Italian rustic setting.

The Rusty Grape is a amazing place where time slows down. Lets go to Rusty Grape enjoy a glass of wine. Some delicious pizza.

by Wineallthetime January 31, 2017