painted my pants

The act of cumming in your pants

Last night I accidentally painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018

worm in his pants

A way to describe a mans small penis

"Oh did u hear that jerry has a worm in his pants."

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020

hot pants

is told that she is good at giving head and likes it?!

by michelle October 9, 2003

Corduroy pants

Pants that trany hipsters wear

Bob-Hey did you see Giancarlo?
Steve- Yeah he was wearing corduroy pants, like the trany hipster he is,
Bob-what a fag
Steve -yeah I know he is still pre-op

by blackguy23 July 10, 2015

wreck your pants

To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants

If you eat too much mexican food then you may wreck your pants and need to change before Joannie's big shindig.

by Big Money (Ricky Winterborn) July 17, 2011

no pants face hug

oral sex for male or female.

my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.

by dirteepnoy January 14, 2009

The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010