March 8

The day of March 8. If you are born today then you are an absolute legend. No matter how hard people try you will one shot them like 1 punch man.

Them:when's your birthday?
Me:March 8
Them:Umm FBI?

by I'm a god btw May 25, 2022

March 15th

The baddest bitches were born that day. Whoever was born that day is a Pisces, but despite that zodiac stereotype, people who were born that day aren't the most sensitive. Like, at all. Most people get hurt by whatever jokes they have up their sleeve. Despite all of this, they don't mean any harm. They mean to joke. They can be nice sometimes, and if you're their bestie, they've developed a soft spot for you. They don't let anyone step over them and won't ever go down without a fight. People who are born on this day are confident and strive to help you achieve self-confidence as well. They've been hurt most of the time and don't know who to trust. They also share a birthday with will.i.am.

''When were you born?''

''March 15th, why?''

''Can I marry you?''

by luv..carolynn December 2, 2023

Nazi March

The Nazi March also know as walking toe touch (franatien walk/toy soldiers) is a cardiovasculer excercise where one would walk in a straight line, raising one leg at a time keeping it straight and touching it with the opposite hand while tightening the abs, repeating this process.

"Mr. Brown says we're doing cardio today, so we're gonna be doing the Nazi March"

"Man, I hate the Nazi March!"

by InSaNiTy4eVeR November 29, 2020

March 19th

National eat all of your friend's food day.

Friend: Why are you eating my food?
You: Because it's March 19th!
Friend: What do you mean?
You: It's national eat all of your friends food day, duh!

by gorgeousglam March 18, 2025

march 15th

shit on Ariana day

“todays march 15th maybe we should talk about Ariana”

by shdindnxjsjsj March 15, 2023

March 14th

International “act like a loser” day

March 14th is the day we remind everyone they’re losers

by Covergirlxx March 14, 2024

March 11

A day a great handsome man with a name starting with X was born. A really funny guy and uh yeah. His butt is very big not going to lie, trust.

oh btw Liam is gay for him, if you were curious

Some random girl: GYATT 😵 💫
Some random guy: GYATT 😵 💫
X guy's best friend: hey guys that's Xa---- and yes he was born on march 11 duhhh

haha you really thought, and no its not Xavier or whatever😜

by NtrepidGamer March 8, 2025