Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck

Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.

by Felonious monk October 4, 2015

Monster Quickie

When you drown your partner in monster energy while they suck your dick.

Guy: "lets do a monster quickie"
Girl: "mmmm okay"

by monsterquickiefan32 August 7, 2021

Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.

Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.

by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t even know if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters” - ayydubs

by ayydubs (fake) September 23, 2021

big giant orange monster

A big giant monster is a monster that is really big and evil to humans. they like to be alone. The big giant orange monster is the enemy of the ninja team from episode 1. They eat plastic and wood. The only thing the humans could do smething good to them is giving them food because they like to eat a lot!

I saw a big giant orange walking.
I studied how the big giant orange monster are.

by ASFMF March 6, 2020

Crinch Monster

Evil and Sinister Monsters birthed from the depths of hell of Anti-Spashal force origin that are summoned following an event that creates massive levels of cringe unbearable to the Anti-Crinch forces of this dimension. Their main purpose is to posses innocent soles and give them away to the Crinch Demon (Causing 'Crinch possession'). They were originated by Mr.Crinch (Current leader of the Crinch initiator force) when he left the 'Anti-Spashal force' to create his own order. The 'Anti-Bruh Police' was created by the 'Spashal Adishon' especially for the purpose of exterminating these monsters and slaying them before they cause another 'Crinch Posession' (eg. turning an innocent girl into a BTS fan). Obviously these battles are not viewable by Non-Spashals or Non-Anti-Spashals since they take place in the Spashal/Anti-Spashal Ralm.

"Did she just sing a Doja-Cat lyric out loud? Oh no that might summon the Crinch monster"

by Thamboomaster69420 February 26, 2022

Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.

"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...

by NO1R April 5, 2022