sizzle monster

A BBQ accessory that appeared on KickStarter, it let's user to sear in high heat and use the diffuser to cook food via indirect heat.

The grilling from John tasted like it is out of a steak house, did he use a Sizzle Monster?

by FJ moster July 20, 2016

the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Monster high doll

A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama

Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll

by Calico horse January 20, 2018

The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018

bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.

Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.

by Noot noot December 30, 2016