LightAttack

When you use a taser to pleasure a girl instead of a rose or vibration toy while jerking off

I lightattacked a girl last night

by LightAttack January 11, 2025

Light and Darkness Theory

The metaphysical framework positing that Light and Darkness are not merely metaphors for good and evil but cosmic principles—fundamental forces or aspects of reality that interplay in all existence. Light represents manifestation, form, clarity, differentiation; Darkness represents potential, formlessness, mystery, unity. Neither is good or evil; both are necessary. Creation is the interplay of Light and Darkness—Light giving form to what Darkness contains, Darkness receiving back what Light has formed. Destruction is the return—forms dissolving back into Darkness, Light withdrawing. In Light and Darkness Theory, spiritual growth is not about choosing Light over Darkness but about learning to dance with both—to manifest clearly while remaining grounded in mystery, to embrace form without losing touch with formlessness. The goal is not to escape Darkness but to integrate it, not to become pure Light but to become whole.

Example: "She'd always feared her own darkness—her anger, her grief, her shadow. Light and Darkness Theory taught her that darkness was not enemy but ground, not evil but depth. Her anger was energy; her grief was love with nowhere to go. She learned to dance with her darkness, not fight it, and found herself more whole. Light needed dark; she needed both."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 17, 2026

Light the pencil on fire, put it down

Saying something you know for a fact is true, but everybody says it isn't.

Person 1: Light the pencil on fire, put it down here, because the police literally arrested me, but i literally did nothing!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!

by darealyohedatrapperlol February 19, 2026

Lightgassing

The opposite of gaslighting.

Instead of a malevolent person trying to convince someone that their valid perspective is irrational,

an irrational person tries to accuse an innocent person of malevolence.

I've never cheated on my partner and never would,

but she keeps insisting there's something bad going on.

I cannot stop her from lightgassing me.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 13, 2025

L1GHTWRK

when something may be completed quickly and without difficulty

That's too easy! It's honestly L1GHTWRK!!

by aliaskidfromtheblocc February 13, 2025

light skin behaviour

Being a person of colour that presents as being for celebrating and uplifting a marginalised culture but primarily using the appeal of that culture to simply profit off of it and gain popularity without ever giving back to that culture or educating people in any way.

"He acts progressive and hosts all these Black-cool parties and gets with all the Bi-Girls but ube never seen him at a single LGBT or BLM rally or give Mutual Aid". "OMG Ewww, it's giving Light Skin Behaviour"

by Silly Duck 45 February 17, 2025

Light white

A combination of a flat white and a light bite. This delicassy is typically enjoyed on a lazy weekend

Good morning Kitty! Do you want to go for a light white?

by Bel Cobain romancer March 1, 2025