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handsome, caring, perfect, and dorothy’s husband
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J-La

The name J-La is a Black American/ Godbody varient of the name "Jayla" of American, Hebrew, Greek and Sanskirt origin. ... It is traditionally a name given to a girl. Jayla means 'God will protect' in Hebrew. In Sanskrit, it translates to 'victory' and in Greek, it means 'to heal'. In the 5% Nation of Gods and Earths I translates to "Justice Love Allah"
Everyone spelled Jayla the same. Do we decide to be creative and spell it J-La
by Jasmin Plus November 21, 2021
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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las vegas carry-on

putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner
guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man
by lerumskondom February 24, 2017
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La pu

La pu makes a lot of YouTube videos she is such a prankster sometimes la pu get hate comments the most frequent hate comment she gets is “stupid” and “dumb” but that won’t let la Pu down she could defeat goku in a fight so she is way cooler
Imposter: omg la Pu has so much view on yt she’s so cool
Simba: OMG NI WAY I WISH I WAS HER SHES SO COOL
by La pu July 12, 2021
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LA Session

Sessions gene run strong , most magnificent pipe ever .
La session has the best dick ever
by Fuckboyfan November 26, 2020
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A la Gringo

A person(s) who is not white by ethnicity who plays online game "First Class Trouble"
*baked*
j: "here bro..?"
c: "aye?"
j: "a la gringo"
c: *pissing himself laughing*
by ur maw sells avon November 25, 2021
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