lip cousins

when two people realize they've kissed and/or made out with the same person.

addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."

"ashley! i can't believe we made out with the same boy!"
"yeah. we're totally lip cousins."

by tengelke October 21, 2012

Dirty Upper Lip

In regards to a female, suggesting that she has a mustache or is hairy in the face.

Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.

by pseudonym338 November 4, 2012

Desert Lips

Very dry vagina lips.

"God that bitch I boned last night had massive desert lips!"

by EmperorX November 11, 2012

beefy goiter lips

someone with morbidly fucked up lips

damn! That fool got bad beefy goiter lips

by goiterbomber December 15, 2012

lip-glossed

When you cum on a girl's face and spread the cum across her lips... to moisturize them.

"I came on her face, then lip-glossed her."

by cocK Eating Is Very Nice July 20, 2012

Sad Lip Syndrome

The act of having your lower lip pushed out. Generally associated with unhappiness but really an individuals attempt to get their way. Often observed in spoiled teenagers and children that are unaccustomed to being told no.

Uh oh, princess didn't get her way again - sad lip syndrome is in effect - her feelings are hurt!

by josefat September 6, 2013

lava lips

Steaming hot sexy lips...kissable.

(Lava lips)(Kissable)(full)(lips)

by Ariathny September 15, 2013