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Gooch Juice

1) The fluid that collects on ones Gooch (also known as the taint) (area between ball sack and asshole) from sweating
2) An alcoholic beverage consisting of crown apple or Jim bean apple, yellow (tropical) redbull, sprite and a splash of cranberry juice.
His underwear were dripping from his "gooch juice".

Taste this "gooch juice" I just got from the bar!
by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023
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Slut Juice

Any alcoholic punch, typically made from various amounts of liqueurs, liquors, and alcohols. Usually mixed into a giant bowl without any actual measuring. The main ingredient is almost always Everclear. It's the go to drink when it's understood the entire crew is looking to get faced.

When consumed by women, slut juice usually intensifies attention seeking behavior. This usually ends up in table dancing, straight girls making out, and ill advised one night stands with dude bros.

When consumed by men, slut juice intensifies the dude bros already dangerously inflated ego. This leads to loud shouting, randomly becoming shirtless, obnoxious E-Cig clouds, and attempting to bed multiple girls at the same party.

Ex: Hunch Punch, Touchdown Tea, Skipper, Kick Ass Wopatui, Hand Grenades, Etc.
Dude 1: Dude wtf is Jillian doing over?
Dude 2: Idk bro, she's been on that slut juice all night.
Dude 1: How long do you think before Chad tries...
Chad: Yo Jillian! come here! *hits E-Cig*
by jessiepinkman January 24, 2016
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Navage Juice

The ultimate insult, to anyone who is being nasty. Navage meaning the nose/sinus cleaner. So the stuff that comes out would be the Navage Juice correct? So next time your friends are being gross call them it. This insult is similar to Douchbag.
“Bro I like Samantha
“ Ugh, Samantha she is just a clump of Navage Juice”
by Kansas City Chiefs ❤️ December 20, 2020
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Juiced out

Being drunk constantly. Being on "the juice".
The man lost his job due to being juiced out all the time.
by El-Heffe28 March 2, 2021
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Nintendo Juice

A drink that gives you ultimate power and makes you the best at something for a limited time. It is mainly just a phrase. You can buy it at Funky's fly and buy. Or his shack.
Donkey: Dude the Texans are losing by to much!
Scrooge: Ya, they're are gonna need to get some Nintendo Juice to win this one.
by Give the moose his food, Eli December 5, 2019
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Guido Juice

a special shot or drink which is comprised of taking the nights (same or prior's) left over alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages and dumping them into a container and mixing it up. (some versions just let it sit as is no thorough mixing) you then pour this concoction in to a shot glass or drink glass. you may if you choose to freshen it up by adding some other additives* if desired.

see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)

*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.

*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
A:hey man what the fuck was in that drink last night it got me wasted and i'm a HEAVY drinker.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.

A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.

a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?

a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
by zmyr88 August 9, 2018
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Dirt Juice

When you take whats left in your nearly empty liquor bottles and mix it in to one drink.
I had an ounce of vodka, sip of Jeger couple drops at the bottom of 6 beers and some tequila. I mixed them all together and made Dirt Juice.
by Scheezo December 1, 2010
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