The Irish Special

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.

"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023

Sloppy Irish

When someone with a big ginger beard gives you the sloppy, most moist French you’ve ever received in your entire life.

…yeah he ended our night by giving me a Sloppy Irish. It was so overwhelming.

by ShamwowPapow! August 25, 2023

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing

"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

black irish leprechaun

Black Irish leprechaun is from Ireland 🇮🇪 and is black from waist down. Drinks only black Irish car bombs

You see what that black Irish leprechauns package ? Looks like bottle of whiskey

by Benji the leprechaun September 26, 2023

The Irish Stout

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.

Hey Pete, I hear your Mrs copped ‘The Irish Stout’ last night..!?

by Jahns… December 20, 2024