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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
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Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
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Human resources

Primay a Hispanic picnic, skinny jeans and mini skirts required upon exiting.
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Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth
Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.
by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022
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Tri Human

1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.

3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.

4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.
The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.
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The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015
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Human

You, unless you are an alien seeing this ;-;
A:Are you a human??
B: Heck no! im an alien
by AbsoutelyUndercovor July 4, 2020
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