hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025

harleyguindon

Someone that prefers the companionship of a child.
A goof (Canadian slang)
Weirdo that spectates playgrounds.

Don't be a Harleyguindon! Leave them kids alone bro!

by Harley Goofidon September 21, 2025

Haileytionary

Haileytionary

She just added another word to the "Haileytionary."

by Tyrone Biggums Sr November 3, 2025

Haley

The most moody little shit, but shes Gorgeous made perfect by God.

Heather: “Haley, stop being a bitch”

Sy: “Sorry for speaking, I’ll wait to speak until you tell me to”

Haley: “Bitch tits”

by Notsygarey November 14, 2025

HarleyJack

A very southern racist white person

Texas has some of the most harleyjack people.

by Bangaah.2 November 22, 2025

hailey

hailey is a girl that is one in a million. you can always find her in a hoodie, and she is the best person anyone could know. she’s the type of girl to go all out with you for fun. she’s the nicest, sweetest, most amazing person you’ll ever meet. she’s shy at first but once you get to know her, you’ll see all of the loud, hilarious chaos that makes her perfect. hailey can make anyone smile no matter how horrible a day you’ve had. she loves Hamilton and theater, is a wonderful actress and singer, and has a heart bigger than the sun. she is kind, chalant, funny, smart, and very very goofy. she’s the #1 best friend, and if you have a hailey, you are the luckiest person in the world, don’t let her go.

person 1: hailey is so sweet
person 2: yeah ik idk why some ppl are so mean to her
person 1: they’re probably jealous of her generosity and kindness
person 2: yeah but she deserves way better
person 1: yeah she does

by abbiekator2012 December 7, 2025

Halley

Bringing a guy back to your place making him he’s gonna get lucky but in reality you just let him eat you out and then ask him to leave.

“Omg I got kinda drunk on martinis last night and totally pulled a Halley with one of my coworkers”

by Mikemedd December 30, 2025