Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.
I hope all animals go extinct except for humans
by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023
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human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"
by Uselezz April 12, 2022
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Humans

Person 1: Ay did you see that murderer on the news
Person 2: Yeah, humans amirite
by TheCoolNewt April 8, 2021
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Human

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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