Golden Plumbing

The sexual act of having a 69 while on the toilet.

Logan was bored on tuesday night so he called Alicia over and they fixed Logan's Golden Plumbing.

by ({})({})96 March 18, 2011

Golden Doodle

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.

*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!

by Lolalovescock February 22, 2021

golden slam

A term used by male heroine users when injecting their drug of choice in or around their genitals particularly in or around the head and or shaft of the penis

1: "did you hear about what happened to Amos?"
2: "na what's up?"
1:"man! He did a golden slam yesterday and now he's in the hospital with a plugged up urethra! The doctors had to lance his cock!"

2:fuck that!!!

by Muck Changione April 20, 2017

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy December 6, 2015

Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.

oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out

by Applepippin July 7, 2023

Golden Shower

Getting urinated on in a sexual manner.

boy: Yo I gave Tahlia a golden shower last night, she loves them!

by naughtybo1 October 6, 2020

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 12, 2023