Ethan

A man who looks like Napoleon Dynamite, Freak in the sheets, farts on command, and occasionally crashes out on football.

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by danaynay26 November 19, 2025

Ethan

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“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”

by m a n i a c June 13, 2020

Ethan

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by CoinDude3.0 September 29, 2022

Ethan

Weird ass nigga

That nigga ethan is weird

by Weirdcheesenigga March 5, 2022

Ethan Morrow

A gay boy from some island no ones heard of

That guy is such an Ethan Morrow

by Blainey69 April 21, 2019

ethan

likes men, never touches grass and never gets women. only grinds sweaty games.

ew, ethan is there. let’s stay away from him

by ethanlikesmen123 November 22, 2021

Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022