dutch detox

When someone stops taking chemical drugs but only consumes weed and alcohol in the meantime.

I overdid it at the party last weekend, I'm on a dutch detox now and will continue partying.

by Maxxive May 10, 2023

metal detweakting

what a dozen or so 40 something white fellas from midwest USA do when theyre nerds on ice.

Yeah, Ol'Grady outside at 3am with a flashlight, hes out there metal detweakting again.

by katzer86 June 10, 2023

Fox detox

When, after watching fox news for a while, you stop watching it, even if you are republican and may support fox news overall.

Fox detox is good for your mental health. Just don't watch too much of anything to begin with.

by Sexydimma June 25, 2023

Manlet detected

Manlet (a male shorter than 5ft10) detected. Employed to draw attention to the discovery of the location of a manlet. Comically stunted, terminally insecure and brimming with manlet rage, the puny manlet can often be detected when he is blowing in the wind like a leaf outside, stumbling around in public wearing high heels on the way to visit his prison daddy or seethingly glaring at you from the accursed depths of the manlet pit in your local gym.

Hey, why is that child rolling around on the ground over there? Manlet detected - it's Tiny Todd Howard, I think he is wrestling with an earthworm! Lol, that worm must be like an anaconda to that petite and insignificant manlet boy!

by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024

Manlet Detection Agency

The Manlet Detection Agency is a crucial government entity that seeks to, using the long arm of the law, squash the derisory emergence of a pint-sized manlet insurgency. The brave men and women of the Manlet Detection Agency work tirelessly to protect the community from the ever-present threat of a manlet uprising by relentlessly detecting manlets both online and irl. Suspected manlets are detained and then searched and stripped of any contraband like height boosting insoles and high heels. Subsequently the potential Little Criminals are meticulously measured and, if confirmed to be shorter than 5ft10 and therefore a soon-to-be prison wife manlet, the stunted manlets are arrested on the spot. Every lacking inch below 5ft10 is known to be reflected by an additional ten-year prison term in the girlish manlet's well-deserved sentence, which will be imposed upon the puny manlet by a fuming judge as the microscopic manlet boy stands small in a courtroom atop of his towering attorney's outstretched palm securely shackled by a string of dental floss.

Hey, isn't that the minuscule turbo-manlet Kevin Hart getting hemmed up by a heroic group of mobile task force agents from the Manlet Detection Agency? It sure is. That diminutively petite and astronomically effeminate sissy manlet is going to be sentenced to a billion years in the penitentiary. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024

Technology detox

When a person mysteriously (excluding them being dead or becoming the Little Prince, or other issues related to mental health) 🤔 ends- or suspends to near absolute zero-their soc-med presence.

I need a technology detox, now. A permanent one lasting more than 5-6 hours. Haha.

by Sexydimma October 28, 2023

Technology detox

When an individual suddenly (for reasons other than death, a court order or becoming the Little Prince) decides 🤔to completely eliminate their social media footprint.

When you suddenly and for long periods of time ( ie more than 8 hours when you're not sleeping) decide to stop updating your social media feed, you've gone to technology detox.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2023