dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

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A special species of human that goes to get the milk

whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk

by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022

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Dad Grab

When you are cruising in a car and you are enjoying a snack in the back seat and your dad reaches around for a handful of your snack, expecting you to share.

On a family road trip I open a bag of chips, then from the front seat comes the dad grab! I was nice and shared!!!!

by anonymous May 22, 2021

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It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017

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no dad

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you fat no dad

by mr man of good April 23, 2022

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ur dad gae

the implication of your father figure (you don't have one) being homosexual. brother to 'ur mom gae'.

liam: "hey, hey, hey dumbass, guess what?"
jordan: "what now???"
liam: "ur dad gae"
jordan: "Liam, I genuinely am concerned for you and your sanity. Please for the love of God, get help."
liam: "HEHEHEHAEHAHEAHEAHEAHEHAEHAEHAEA UR DAD GAE YOU GULLIBLE PRICK AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ScarceOriginality March 3, 2022

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