Dad

You wanted to google your dad's name but it wasn't funny enough so you went on the urban dictionary. TOO BAD. IT'S still not funny.

Dad: hi son
Son: Dad, what's for dinner?

by whyareallthenamesusedalready November 19, 2020

Jaycek's Dad

Is not real

Jaycek's dad is not real

by FURIY October 11, 2022

where dad went

Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now

where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk

by urboredinschool May 24, 2022

Dad

A man who is in your life then 9 time out of 10 leaves "for the milk"

Mum where is my dad

Getting the milk

by CheezRitz October 19, 2020

dad or daddy

When you see a younger woman with a much older man and you ask yourself, is that her dad or her daddy?

Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy

Is that Taylor’s Dad or Daddy?

by Anita Deeznutz February 22, 2025

Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 11, 2023

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025