dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.

Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!

by Chase3s May 16, 2016

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 05, 2021

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

by johnnyhash1283 June 01, 2009

Stephens dad

Gone

Stephens dad gone like the wind

by JigglyStephen September 22, 2022

Last year, at the pool with dad

When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.

“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect

by Miles Edgeworth76 January 04, 2024

MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU

Patrick: Your bad
Jiakun:Your mad
Patrick: Your MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

by Yavenu August 11, 2020