I experienced a case of blue balls when I was 14. At the time I thought I was so horny that my testes were telling me "Come on man, grab her and lay it down on her HARD!" However, it was easy to make me horny, and I wasn't all that outgoing, so I ended up feeling the hate of my unaccounted horniness.
This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
by Fallen Emperor December 19, 2019
Get the Blue balls mug.(British, law-enforcement) If a police officer is said to be wearing "half-blues", s/he is partly wearing his/her uniform (blues) out in public, but not in their full kit. Usually, this is done when an officer is travelling from/to their place of work. Although this primarily for police officers, the term can be used for other professions where a person is not in full uniform.
Under the current security situation, officers must not be in "half-blues" as directed by the local Superintendent.
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"blue" from the color of their uniform, "dog" for several reasons, including their use of drug sniffing dogs and police dogs, they are expected to follow orders, they can be violent, sniffing their noses in people's business, etc. etc.
"blue" from the color of their uniform, "dog" for several reasons, including their use of drug sniffing dogs and police dogs, they are expected to follow orders, they can be violent, sniffing their noses in people's business, etc. etc.
A: man some blue dog pointed a gun at my brother just cause he was walkin around his own neighborhood!
A: hey man how's it goin? you get any trouble from blue dogs lately?
B: nah man, there's nothin on me for those hounds to sniff out anyway
A: hey man how's it goin? you get any trouble from blue dogs lately?
B: nah man, there's nothin on me for those hounds to sniff out anyway
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Get the Cool Blue mug.The feelings of sadness and apathy many ravers get for a day or two after a rave has ended. While the feelings are often simply due to the fun being over, they can also be the after-effects of any amphetamines that may have been taken.
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Get the Blue Waffle mug.A woman who dates cops. From "the thin blue line". Since 40% of cops beat their wives, it also references "being beaten black and blue."
"Daaamn, did you see Karen's new black eye?"
"Yeah, shes a Blue Rider. She's paid her dues to ride the blue."
"Yeah, shes a Blue Rider. She's paid her dues to ride the blue."
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