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scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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Assholes

It explains what you all are ;)
My mom: kids are such assholes
Me: *in head* you are to :>
by Build a Bitch <3 July 17, 2021
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Assholism

The hidden art of being a complete asshole.
1#: You dude did you see what he did?
2#: A classic case of Assholism
by Vazian July 17, 2021
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asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of
he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding
by dababy convertable July 20, 2021
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asshole

Hey i had a crush on an asshole
by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021
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Fucking asshole

Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??
by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021
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asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.
girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.
by applbean August 13, 2021
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