Apple Time

The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...

technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.

by EDWEIRD July 18, 2017

apple cider hole

Apple Cider Hole is another word for pussy

Damn I need to get some Apple Cider Hole

by Dr. _Teeth August 1, 2017

Apple

The fact you searched up the definition for an apple on Urban Dictionary is crazy

I eat apples on the daily

by Kkrvp August 6, 2017

eve nig apple

An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.

You are an eve nig apple

by Person August 12, 2017

apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix

Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs

by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017

Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez

Big. Red apple dick

by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017

Negative Apples

Negative apples is when you want to defy logic and are astonishingly stupid in math.

“Can I have negative apples” - Gigi

by KPOP_DUCK December 12, 2018