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jake

jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law

and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
jake is the king of everything.
by humangod October 21, 2019
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Jake

A boy who’ll break your heart and play you. He will only date you for attention and break up with you any time without any warning.
Girl 1: oh look there’s a boy

Girl 2: he’s flirting with 2 girls

Girl 1: definitely he’s a jake
by Crystyl June 27, 2020
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Jake

He has a tiny penis and is usually gay. This goes back to the Latin times when jakes we hung for having micropenis’s .
Jake has a micro penis
by Jake Dittins January 24, 2019
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Jake paul

A pussy who can fight.
Person 1- DId you hear about Jake paul?
Person 2- Yeah I did hes a pussy who can fight.
by Chocolate Steve January 27, 2021
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Jake

Is considered a dirty type of guy. He is but the smartest but he makes up for it in charm. Plays a lot of board games and isn’t afraid to take poops on people’s cars. His favorite words are yo bro.
by Tony the Firefox September 20, 2018
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Jake

To absolutely Blow your brains out on the side of the road
Derived from the word Jake the action of doing what Jake did
by Cock-Nigga69 March 15, 2025
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Jake

Jake = smattest
Oh yeah Jake is the smattest”
by Musicloverbish January 25, 2024
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