fuckin' douche

A person place or thing being referred to as, insulted as, or called by as for purposes of emotional release, comedy, or slang meaning that the mentioned person place or thing has the qualities of a "douche" or "douche bag", fuckin' usually gives emphasis on the expression. Douche bag- bag that holds or contains douche. Douche- Cleansing one's vaganina with a douche kit, the kit itself, or the liquid cleanser used or not for the douche.......

You fuckin' douche, give me a blow job. Female: "Ahhh that was the best fuckin' douche ever!" YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHE, I WANT SEX!

by Dr. Do Ouche December 28, 2005

Douche Canal

When a womens douche bag slides into a mans mouth and then he eats it.

Friend:Dude your breath is teribble wtf!
You: Damn the smell of the canal hasnt left my mouth
Friend:Nice you did the douche canal

by cj1x35 February 19, 2011

douche baby

When your mother was pregnant with you and douched out her vagina making you a douche baby

you your brother your sister maybe your parents who knows but we do know you are a douche baby - Kernal Sanders

by tylerconcs December 8, 2007

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

by joe blow February 15, 2003

stock douche

A term used by trust fund turds.

TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?

Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*

by Alloa May 10, 2010

douche fest

Party full of boring people or general dick-holes.

Dude, this party sucks, its a total douche fest.

by Jace Weaver January 27, 2007

Douche Bag

A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"

Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!

by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011