Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.

Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.

by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022

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(has no relevance to the pokemon )

"omg john stop being such a fucking turtwig.

"no don't eat the grass outside omg you fucking turtwig"

"RAZOR LEAF THAT ALONE YOU FUCKING TURTWIG"

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Dude I just had the best tooth fuck of my life man!

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