Love Fucked

When you love someone so much knowing they'll never return that love for you. You love that person so unconditionally that you don't care how they treat you. The person you love knows it. The person loves only the power he/she has over you. The person toys with you because he/she knows how easy it is to get you. The moment you get enough power to let go, the person pulls you back in.

Help me. I'm so love fucked!

by CallMeMaybe3435 June 3, 2021

Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Hamilton Fuck

When you and yo ho feelin aroused by the smell of freedom served up by Lin Manuel Miranda, so you beat box with your cock, walk ten paces, scream “I’m not throwin away my shot”, but then surprise yo bitch when you spunk yo man batter into her mug.

Hey bitch, this rap musical shit has me feelin sprightly, whaduhyousay we head to the bedroom and Hamilton Fuck our way to freedom?

by Shownuff6969 July 9, 2020

Noicely-fucked

The exact moment when you realize that teaching angles in billiards to your opponent has left you with all of your balls still left on the table as they are shooting for the eight. You are proud yet feel like you're about to be fucked. .

Mike: "So should I go for the 5 ball in the side? Or take the 7 up the rail?"
Liz: "I'd pocket the side first and come back for the 7 to leave you clean with the 8"
Christina: "Liz, you are about to get noicely-fucked!"
*Mike makes both shots*
Liz: "Been fucked worse on this table..."

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Grown Ass Fuck

Grown-Ass Fuck - Referring to an older person having good or even better sex as they age.

The term was popularized by celebrity Gabrielle Union on Twitter and use of the hashtag #GrownASF, after comments by Sports Media journalists of the age of her NBA star husband Dwyane Wade. Union tweeted: "Now come on home baby, I got somethin' for ya #GrownASF".

When her 30-something husband comes home, she's going to give him a Grown Ass Fuck.

by OG Design May 29, 2018

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018

Dunn Fucked

When something is Dunn Its done, Gone and never coming back

When something is Fucked, Its fucked

Completely and totally Fucked! It’s been fucked, therefore when you’ve fucked something up, Its dunnnnnn fuucked

Or when you’re pissed at somebody and wanna fuck em up, you don’t just tell them their fucked, you tell them they are dunn fucking fucked!

The word has maximum meaning when it’s
shouted loudly in a goofy southern accent

Example 1: Its Dunn Fucked!

Example 2: Your Dunn Fucked!

Example 3: Your gonna be Dunn Fucked when I’m finished with you!

Example 4: You Dunn Fucked it up..

by VeryGoodwithWords June 13, 2021