National Booty Days

Throughout April 21-23rd is the National Booty Day, females with big booty all across the world should send a pic to their mans, it's such a beautiful day isn't it?

Person 1: Hey babe, do you know what day is it? It's national booty days!

Person 2: Of course, here's a booty pic!

by hydralkiss April 23, 2024

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people

Hey Eman, Happy national cuck day

by Yb12364 August 14, 2025

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

national crush day

October 19 is National Crush Day. Confess to your crush.

It’s October 19, it’s National Crush Day

by Hazleeeee October 19, 2025

National be a dick Day

It whenever you be a dick all day

Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day

by Steve dumb April 16, 2021

Femboy day

every January 28th it is femboy day. On this day you must either dress as a femboy or find a consenting femboy and kiss them

Emil: "Oh today is femboy day i have to dress as cute boy today. Hey Danial u gotta kiss me its Femboy day"
Danial: "Ok Emil i guess i have to then. MWAH"

by cute femboy bottom January 27, 2024