pillsbury O-Face

When one ejaculates on a girls face early, so he must go down on her to while her face looks like its covered in dough so she can get off too.

Bro did you bang Becky?
Yeah but I came too early so I had to give her the pillsbury O-Face

by Castansa March 29, 2017

BAG O' DICKS

When someone is such an asshole that they're not just one dick, they're a bag full of dicks.

(jerk slaps lunch out of guys hand)Lunch Guy: What the hell you BAG O' DICKS!!!
BAG O' DICKS: Hahaha! LOSER!!!!

by Bronzedale23 April 26, 2017

O Jogo Culpado

A Portuguese 14th century ritual used to apologies to a deceased person whom died from the participant themselve's own doings.
Unknown of origin, this ritual involves collecting 1 drop of blood each from 5 "pure souls" and spreading them on the participant's most valued physical object; and then writing "O Jogo Culpado"; which means "The blame game", 3 times on it.
Then you are able to write your apologie on the deceased person's most valued physical object.

All of this must be done under a full moon.
If you are forgiven, the guardian angel of the deceased person will visit you in a dream and give you either a blue or purple rose to signify you being forgiving.

If your apology is rejected, the angel will kill you in your sleep.

A doctor killed a man by giving him the incorrect drug. He has decided to try O Jogo Culpado to redeem himself.

by Mark Thornton May 9, 2018

I o u

When you in debt to someone or very grateful for everything they have done for you.

I o u

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 2, 2020

Jeez o friday

An elaboration on jeez. An exclamation a person makes when they encounter something incredible, astonishing, or overwhelming.

Person 1: Is it a bird?
Person 2: Is it a plane?
Person 3: Jeez o friday, it's Superman!

by buggyboy December 18, 2012

swag-o-meter

A gauge to indicate how much of a douchebag you are .It can be correlated in some way to the yolo-o-meter.
An urban legends say that it is actually a gay-o-meter, but c'mon guys, only Bender (from Futurama) has that kind of item.

Some say that if you take the inverse of the number, you can estimate the grade the guy will have in High School.

John : Yo man, I got 95 on the swag-o-meter, so fucking swag!!!!!
Ronald : Hey me too three years ago, welcome to McDonald!!!! ;)

by Rhonkar August 19, 2013

Jerm-o-phobe

Hating on DJ Jerm or hating DJ Jerm's music.

I met this cold-blooded Jerm-o-phobe at 7-11, he doesn't even know sick trance mixes when he hears them.

by Z Girl October 6, 2013