Wanker 

A word used to describe one's dick.

Dee-dum has such a large wanker!

Who's gonna hold the video camera when Dee-dum and I get it on with his big wanker?

Wanker by hexpack February 12, 2015

wally wacker 

A mock pre-battle cry for preppy high school students about to enter a mock trial courtroom.

Iioooooooh Wally Wacker!

wally wacker by Gespielt August 15, 2003

Log Wanker 

Wanking whilst shitting in a controlled fashion

In North Carolina we love log wanking it really does it for me because the feeling of poo inside anal passage intensifies my wanking pleasure.

Log Wanker by Jeff Hicks June 6, 2005

Stone Waller

This is the passive-aggressive stance many people take during a fight. It's the "Nothing's wrong, I'm fine!" said even when there is clearly something wrong. After all, you didn't used to give short answers to your partner's questions or purse your lips all the time, did you?

John: I was drunk! I didn't mean to kiss her at that party. You're not mad, right?

Jane (stone waller): Sure. I understand.

Stone Waller by Charlotte Dennings July 22, 2011

Bus wanker 

People standing waiting for a bus at the bus stop

Lad 1: Look at those bus wankers
Lad 2: Classic banter mate

Bus wanker by Bantersarusrex June 14, 2015

Gym Wanker

A person who obviousy doesn't go to the gym often if even at all, but decides to go once and attempts to workout but does all the workouts for the machines incorrectly and afterwards believes they still got a legitimate work out in and may even post on social media about how they "got a good workout in "even though they didn't legitimatly do one.

Guy to his bro: Hey who's that new guy in the gym?

Bro: Oh, he's nobody. That's just a Gym Wanker, look he's not even doing his workouts correctly, lol

Gym Wanker by Jrisc96 January 6, 2016

christopher walken

this is when a person walks into aa room without you knowing and start talking to you making you almost shit yourself in surprise.

Like wen christopher walken jst pops outta nower n starts tlkin 2 ppl

christopher walken by anonymous420 October 26, 2007