A waste of fucking money. If you aren’t from the Midwest good luck meeting anyone you’d get along with unless you do sports. It’s the friendliest campus on the country until it’s time for the people to put in the effort to actually go out and do stuff. It’s a miserable campus, the faculty is fighting for pay after 100+ days without it and the entire school is suffering for it. NMU is basically all the people who didn’t get into MSU and are still bitter about it, on top of the bitterness they get from the cold. Good luck finding a party that doesn’t get shut down within 3 hrs and where people actually dance, instead of just stand around and talk w drinks in hand like they’re at a bonfire. Take your money elsewhere. Not only is the school shit, but literally every single landlord can and will fuck you over in some way shape or form, which makes the hole town seem like a fucking scam. 99c wraps sell for $2.50 here, to put things in perspective. Don’t get me wrong, Marquette is probably one of the prettiest areas in the country, and the nature aspect of it trumps all that is negative about the school. The locals are always kind, and willing to help with basically anything, so there’s always a smile to turn to. The UP is very roadtripable as well, and the students do it often as basically everyone goes home on the weekends. There are some sights to see here, just don’t stay for long.
“Yeah I go to Northern Michigan University for med plant chem”
“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”
“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”
by Kozie October 30, 2021
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Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
Where people go because they didn't have the grades to get into a better school.
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"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
"Do the engineers just jerk off all day or something? Why's it so sticky at Ontario Tech University?"
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Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.
by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023
Get the Eastern Washington University mug.Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
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Get the Midwestern State University mug.Also known as "Ghetto State University", is a large public research university in the heart of Downtown Atlanta, Georgia. It also owns Perimeter College, a group of six associate-degree colleges outside Atlanta's Perimeter, but we don't talk about those.
GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.
Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.
We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.
I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.
Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.
We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.
I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
by StingerChamp April 13, 2023
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The food has gotten better and the campus is small, but as corny as it sounds it really is what you make of it. You can be a scholar, an athlete, or can you can just coast. Lacrosse is somewhat "big" at this school. When I say big I mean a bunch of pretentious douches walking around all the time.
The party scene is run by the sports kids, mainly lacrosse. Virginia-Wesleyan is very diverse, and can be seen by simply walking around campus: from basketball players to lacrosse players baseball players to field hockey players to an insanely good girls softball team randomly. The sports at Virginia Wesleyan always guarantee pretty amazing talent. The schools insanely expensive price, leads to very good professors that grade very hard, and are run by liberal teachers that will shove it in your face. While it is very easy to get in to Virginia Weslyan it is very hard to stay.
The food has gotten better and the campus is small, but as corny as it sounds it really is what you make of it. You can be a scholar, an athlete, or can you can just coast. Lacrosse is somewhat "big" at this school. When I say big I mean a bunch of pretentious douches walking around all the time.
The party scene is run by the sports kids, mainly lacrosse. Virginia-Wesleyan is very diverse, and can be seen by simply walking around campus: from basketball players to lacrosse players baseball players to field hockey players to an insanely good girls softball team randomly. The sports at Virginia Wesleyan always guarantee pretty amazing talent. The schools insanely expensive price, leads to very good professors that grade very hard, and are run by liberal teachers that will shove it in your face. While it is very easy to get in to Virginia Weslyan it is very hard to stay.
Tim: " I'm going to Virginia Wesleyan University next year. I can't wait!)"
Nick: "Wow! Your parents make six digits! And your probably a pretentious decent high school athlete!"
Nick: "Wow! Your parents make six digits! And your probably a pretentious decent high school athlete!"
by Nomansland October 4, 2018
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person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe
person 3: why dont you both go to stanford university?
person 1 and 2: haha, very funny....wait what....fuck u.
person 3: hehehe
by oh heck nah November 17, 2022
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