by liner April 05, 2015
Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 02, 2010
by Whiskeycowboy October 28, 2017
A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.
by MRXMEGALODON September 09, 2021
by Jacob S Fox February 18, 2024
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by curriedkitty May 10, 2017