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Acoustic turtle

A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
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dancing turtle

that dancing turtle is very not ok
by turtlemangirlbye November 5, 2021
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Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018
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Turtle

A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019
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Turtle

you have a pet turtle
by milo&benji March 9, 2020
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turtle bobing

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop
by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017
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A turtle

by JJmakesdumbstuff April 8, 2021
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