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Hoobastank tittyfuck 

Verb: when one puts a bowl of marijuana (hoobastank) betwixt a woman’s tits and pushes the tits around the carb of the bowl whilst hitting the bowl with one’s face in the tits.
Person one: have you smoked that new cookies shit yet?
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.

Big titty fucked in ass 

“Oh yeah daddy touch my big titty fucked in ass
while you fuck my ass” also known ass the big breasts of a woman and big ass is big scrotum
Big titty fucked in ass by J4X0 November 13, 2020

national titty licking day

national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5
boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)

girl: what does that mean?

boy: its national titty licking day

girl: -sigh-

boy: -licks-

boy: mmmmmm tastey

FUCKIN TITTY BITCH 

An expression of extreme pain. Mentally or physically.
When John stubbed his toe he said “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH!!!”

When Linda didn’t respond to Joe’s message within a week he thought “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH MY FEELINGS ARE INJURED!!”
FUCKIN TITTY BITCH by M4DL4DS February 12, 2021

National titty pic day

April 5th national titty picture day consists of a woman sending a male a picture of they’re nice upper half to satisfy their need of some titties.
“Hey cutie, it’s national titty pic day

“Really?”

“Yeah lemme see those titties

*sends picture*

National Titty Day 

Its National Titty Day, you know what what means anybody that you inform of this has to send you a picture of their breasts no questions asked.
Person 1: Hey its June 17th
Person 2: Ok and?
Person 1: that means its national Titty Day
Person 2: Whats that
Person 1: you got to send me a picture of your Breasts
Person 2: are you serious *takes out their phone and sends one*
Person 1: Thank You! Have a good day