tied her shoes

some random girl just tying her shoes

she tied her shoes

by kklop April 19, 2018

Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018

jhong her

A literal God. Mythic Drunk God of the Uchiha

Jhong as the Mythical Drunk God , has arrived and disguise as Jhong Her

by hearless November 23, 2021

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

by solipskier April 8, 2019

.9.Ima Slap It On His/Her/Its/Unisex Face.9.

.9.Ima Slap It On His/Her/Its/Unisex Face.9.

.9.Ima Slap It On His/Her/Its/Unisex Face.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

by Kilobravo January 8, 2022