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bag-a-douche

A bag containing a unknown vile liquid.
Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
by doo-language May 3, 2009
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Douche Bag

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?
by AshHole13 November 14, 2010
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Landrum bag

Adj.... typically used to describe uncouth

douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!

Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?

That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
by Cannabelle May 15, 2017
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cuttin' bags

When you have so little weed left that all that remain is powdered bits of leaf and crystal. Being next to impossible to scoop or pour it all out properly, you are forced to shake the contents of the bag into a corner, then physically cut it off - thus avoiding any waste of your last bowl. It is a sign of dire needs to pick up more pot.
"I really need to pick up more pot. We're cuttin' bags for this last bowl."

"We're at the bottom of our stash, looks like we're cuttin' bags."
by Okibi February 5, 2010
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bag candy

Small pieces of candy or pills that have been stored in some guys sweaty foreskin for consumption later.
hey who brought the valiums? Oh, Bob did. Be forewarned, it may taste funny. Its bag candy!
by TIMLOW July 24, 2019
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Crap Bag

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"
by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016
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Sainsburys Bag

A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.
Im not trying to meet Ava today she is some next level sainsburys bag.
by Idk1738 September 25, 2023
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