When you are so hung over, tired, or just bored at work that you pretend to go take a shit so you get 10-15 minutes to yourself
Man, I was so hung over this morning I had to take a business shit for a half hour just to get it together.
by Cracksmack12345 August 19, 2009
Get the Business Shit mug.a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.
(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!
by boredasshit69 June 25, 2010
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Get the rip-shit mug.When you shit and whipe your ass and its clean. *then you look in the toilet, the shit went down the hole, thus simulating the effect that your shit never existed.
*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
*the first condition is enough to constitute a ghost shit.
by HPB April 5, 2003
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Girl: Yeah, he's become a real shit bucket lately!
Girl: Yeah, he's become a real shit bucket lately!
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