Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
Get the Calvin Thomasmug. Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
Get the Thomas Crewe-Readmug. Joshua Dylan Thomas is a ugly person but very smart. Likes to use electronics and is good at them. He likes to play videogames but isn't the greatest at them. Girls tend to hate or not think he's a cool guy but once they know him they think he's funny and a interesting guy.
by Nnnnaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee123 November 11, 2017
Get the joshua dylan thomasmug. Thomas is someone who's aloof and dumb for no reason at all. He's someone in the group who's considered as an "airhead".You would really despice him alot if he was a character in a game or movie. He's someone who has a poker face on 24/7 and would likely trip on a lego block as he screams "YEOUCH!!!" just like a Looney Tunes character.
by Larrymcquin January 28, 2024
Get the Thomasmug. by Cricket pants November 21, 2021
Get the Thomas kroonenburgmug. Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.
by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. THOMAS foley is a complete and utter toe munching gremlin. He is constantly hungry hoping to get his fat, oily, grubby hands on any ounce of food he can shove into his pie hole. He lurks around in the dorm slithering over the floor, as he is apart of the floor gang (similar to oscar masturbater).
omg is that tomas folee
no thats just the ranga, Thomas Foley.
oh thats the a shame, hes just the downgraded version
no thats just the ranga, Thomas Foley.
oh thats the a shame, hes just the downgraded version
by xdrycgbkml August 22, 2022
Get the Thomas Foleymug.