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Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
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Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere
Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty
by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016
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Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House
Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”
by Gspspinone January 11, 2023
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nigga nigga waffle house

a word to describe anyone or anything
“yo i just got a new cart it’s so nigga nigga waffle house
or
you look good asf in that outfit, slay nnwh”
by bellalovesbwc April 20, 2025
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Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.
Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.
by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022
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I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019
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Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while
It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.
by Stayout February 21, 2019
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