drop the turtle

its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle

you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle

by hjslrgoh April 19, 2021

Turtl

Turtl is a cool person who plays videogames

"turtl is the best at every videogame"

by Speye April 21, 2021

Turtle

A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl

That turtle made me amputate my left testicle

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtle Twin

When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.

The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.

by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 4, 2022

Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis

I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut

by Sterling Koch June 8, 2022