fart plug

When you have a particularly bad case of the beer shits, and you keep thinking you have to crap, but all that comes out is a turd the size of a cork and a gallon of air. You go through the day not being able to trust your anus, feeling like you need to fart, but fearing you might chuck the plug.

"How's your hangover?" "Not good. My headache is gone, but I keep dealing with a series of fart plugs.". "Lovely". "Yeah, the fifth one I shot out was under so much pressure I nearly cracked the toilet."

by H. Bobs July 1, 2007

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social-fart

a person resembling a fart. something silent that wofts around a group of people lingering. this defention can also be classified as jay
pronouced "soh-shul-fart"

A prime living example of a social-fart is Jay

by Larry Emder February 7, 2006

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German Fart

The worst smelling odor in the entire world. A toxic odor that can burn your nose and/or eyes out of their sockets.
Usually created by the obese.

"If you are in a room with a obese man or woman and they lets a "German Fart" rip ,that smell will reach you and when it does you feel like you have just been gassed by a german attack force and all you want to do at that point is to shoot yourself in the head with an AK47.

by Michael,Evan April 8, 2007

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