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wompus cat

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.
from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
by john hammond August 3, 2007
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bear cat

1. A wolverine.

2. A car made by Stutz.
1. The "bear cat" is neither a bear nor a cat, but a member of the Weasel Family (Mustelidae).

2. The Stutz Bear Cat was a classy car. Elvis loved Stutzs.
by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006
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cat tail

when the shaft of a mans weiner is hairy
dude u have a cat tail
by big balls May 15, 2003
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pussy cat

a scared little boy that eats lots of pussy's
by EpicKingNayr March 1, 2021
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cat killer

v. Someone who masturbates.

Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"
by wen March 8, 2005
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obese cat

A huge cat who can't even clean itself, Eats alot, and rolls to get around or gets carried

Danger if you have a fat cat libosuction is the only option
Tom on Tom and Jerry, Bozo the clown (dont ask)
by KNOWS ALL January 26, 2005
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cat semen

1) the semenal fluids of a cat
2) a phrase uttered during the early phases of someones golf swing in a way most likely to fuck them up.
1) my cat just spooged on my carpet..... will ya just look at all that cat semen.
2) heres alex in his backswing for the us open winning shot......CAT SEMEN!!!!!!!! o and he whiffs the ball compeletly what a disappointing moment for alex!!!
by napoleondynamite June 5, 2005
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