Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

Tea party

Something 4 year olds, and gingers do to pass the time.

Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Vietnamese green tea

when a Vietnamese soldier “tea bags” a corpse

Oh no! After Jimmy got blow darted in the neck, the soldier ran over and preformed the Vietnamese green tea on his body.

by Jimmy_in_Vietnam November 18, 2023

mug tea

ur hot both on roblox and irl too

when yo roblox mug n yo real life mug tea

by momaur September 4, 2024

Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.

“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
“Harry get off my Polish Tea”

by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022