Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad
Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021
Joe: "im breaking up with you"
John: "sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad"
Joe: "nevermind sugar plumps"
John: "sexy bomboclaut biggie negro is dad"
Joe: "nevermind sugar plumps"
by i_am_mom February 11, 2024
Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020
When you see a younger woman with a much older man and you ask yourself, is that her dad or her daddy?
Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy
Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy
Is that Taylor’s Dad or Daddy?
by Anita Deeznutz February 22, 2025
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An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.
Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."
by Someone on the internet April 05, 2019