anal sex

this is like, sex in the butt.

"I like anal sex with my coffee in the morning."

by Philip Butler May 13, 2005

teh sex

Used to describe anything that is very, very good.

My parents gave me a new Ferrari 575M Maranello for my birthday. It's teh sex.

by Evil Timmy January 3, 2004

marathon sex

Sex that continues for hours per session, punctuated by winded intermissions wherein the parties involved sweatily seek to restore the normal oxygen-carbon dioxide mix in their blood; Sex that burns as many calories as a marathon.

Our marathon sex session came to an end when both of us were simply too tired to continue.

by howe May 13, 2005

Thought Sex

(v) The act of standing near someone while you think about sexin' them up.

Me and her had wild thought sex last night, damn I was tired after!

by JF January 28, 2005

sex spit

The thick saliva that you get when you're very sexually aroused. It acts as an effective sexual lubricant.

Her rusty sheriff's badge needed lubing up and I didn't have any Gun Oil so I used sex spit.

by Jack ML February 10, 2007

The sex couch

The sex couch is a piece of furniture (doesnt have to be a couch really) located in the prop room connected to a drama classroom. When feeling the need to relieve stress with someone of interest usually drama kids will ask to go look for things in the prop room... While in the prop room they do not actually search for anything but take a spin on the sex couch. Everyone in drama ends up finding out about the sex couch and half of everybody uses it at least once for sexual purposes. Yes teachers know abot the sex couch but they will never get rid of it. It will always stay in there. If using the sex couch, it is advised to use responsibly. And remember before you sit on the sex couch... What happens on the sex couch, STAYS ON THE SEX COUCH!!!

EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!

sex couch Drama kids The sex couch

by Problem Child$ January 18, 2011

bathroom sex

Bathroom sex is when you have sex in the BATH. But more wet and dirty.

Warning might make you horny

I was home alone, because my boyfriend was still at work so I decided to take a bath. 5 minutes after the bath room door opens and my boyfriend Justin busts in gets into the tub and starts thrusting his huge dick into my pussy. "HARDER HARDER FASTER OOOHHH BABY" I yell. He cums then comes of my pussy. We get out and I drain the water, we walk in to the room and I start giving him a blowjob. He runs his fingers through my hair. "Stop. Wait lets get back in the tub." He says. He picks me up, and starts to make out with me. We get to the bathroom and slams me on the wall never breaking the kiss. He puts me in the tub then fucks me hard. I get on top of him and rides him like a horse. We do this for an hour, then falls asleep in the tub until we wake up and do it again.

I hope that helped u understand what bathroom sex is.

by I'm_a_sucker_for_dicks October 14, 2017