reverse pooping

the act of shoving shit up your ass.

reverse pooping is so satisfying, you should try it

by saIad July 23, 2019

poop scarfer

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.

GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer

by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011

poop raft

When you need to poop silently or avoid streaks in the bowl carefully align a few squares of toilet paper in the water approximately where your poo shall land. Taking ur poo balance on the toilet paper raft allowing for a clean, quiet poop.

When you're at your bf's house and gotta poo, don't forget to build a poop raft.

by gingabninja December 2, 2013

walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

FIFA Poop

When you really have to take a dump, but you're in the middle of a game of FIFA (I.E. Ultimate team). Usually results in 30 minutes of pain ending in shitting your pants.

You: Oh fuck I'm going to explode
FIFA: Fuck your needs were about to demolish that little bitch xXYOLO420SWaGXx 5-0
You: ahh ok *FIFA Poops pants*

by Colonial Foot Soldier December 2, 2013

poop canoe

Long, slender poop that floats in the toilet. Therefore a poop canoe.

Come look at the poop canoe. The native Americans would be so proud.

by RedSonja July 2, 2015

angry poop

A toilet seat slammer, when your excretory system is against you, and you flip out over your own crap

Did you here him slam that toilet seat?
Yeah, he must have had an angry poop!

by bad_santa March 7, 2015