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Mississippi Mud Pie

During intercourse between a male and a female, the man crouches down on the womens' chest, and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is then used for lube, which the women jacks off the male with it. Then the semen is mixed with the shit, and they feed it to eachother with their feet.
Tyler:Hey Brandon want a Mississippi Mud Pie?
Brandon: No thanks, Kaleigh already gave me one.
by andihopeuchoke February 15, 2007
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boston creme pie

When an "Irish looking" woman performs oral sex on a man until he ejaculates a huge load all over her pale, freckled face.
Kevin once told me a story about this chick (whose name rhymes with pita) that used to blow him. Even though he wasn't into redheads, he couldn't resist the temptation of giving her a hot, sticky boston creme pie.
by Michael Christopher January 17, 2006
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cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz
Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019
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Cream-pie Surprise

The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.
Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020
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Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020
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muffin cream pie

Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever
Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year
by Phatwags K October 30, 2017
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cranberry hand pie

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.
She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.
by Karl1234 November 12, 2014
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