tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

Scoot tom

Scoot Tom is a Gamer_demonlord

Wowowowkw its scoot tom

by PahHHah September 2, 2020

tom

biggest attention seeker, he's normally gay, likes it up the bum and he is really annoying

tom: "got totally wasted on the weekend" (only had half a drink)

by gookslayer9000 August 13, 2023

Tom

Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.

Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.

by bewhfuvi4erk August 5, 2020

Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.

I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews

by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025

tom dodd

A tom dodd is in my playstation party right now and as he is reading this he is thinking who put this ... turns out it was joe

some use tom dodd in a sentence by saying tom dodd is gay

by itz_joe mamma March 10, 2021

Tiny tom

Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.

What's that pathetic excuse of a ride it doesn't even satisfy my needs.tiny tom

by Lifecheats I dont July 24, 2023