mall ninja shit

Crazy ass or stupid knives or weapons that are just ridiculous

A category on Tumblr

Dude that double sided batman knife is some Mall ninja shit

by B,B,B,BIRD,BIRD,BIRD,THEBIRDIS November 19, 2017

mall ninja

A stupid nickname that kids in Pa/Nj/De area came up with for themselves if they are actually mall rats. Then they had to incorporate the whole Ninja/Pirate war thing... Also see Mall Pirate

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Ninjas.

by toee February 11, 2006

What it was my ninja¿

What are they speaking on! Whats there intention¿!

I hollered at ohh'boyy! What it was my ninja¿

by RiSE408 July 17, 2019

beverly hills ninja

a naked man with one leg and a skate board and a tomahawk

the beverly hills ninja was a thot

by longdickens January 10, 2017

Flaming Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, lighting the gases then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

Or if some is lighting up you throw the ninja ball through the lighter flames igniting the gases.

Hand me that lighter, I have to fart and Im going to make a flaming ninja ball and through it at Joe.

by Ichi_Oni June 18, 2009

ninja turtle dick

a very small, almost non-existent penis resembling that of a ninja turtle action figure

julie was disappointed the first time she saw mikes penis. It was so small. She couldnt believe he had a ninja turtle dick

by aiofub September 19, 2009

Team Ninja Boot

A team of 4 or more gentlemen setting out on a quest for camel toe, beer and a challenge of fisticuffs at the end of the night. Team Ninja Boot consists of friends who are willing to help each other out in the pursuit of any type of alcoholic beverage, any type of sausage wallet and any type of fight at the end of the night.

Team Ninja Boot originated in the San Fernando Valley on a excursion to Las Vegas.

"Oh that's Team Ninja Boot popping bottles and starting carne with the bouncer over there. Don't mind them."

by supra2qwk4u December 9, 2008