Placing your penis in between the girl/womans buttcheeks like a hot dog, when about to engage in doggystyle.
I hot-dogged my girlfriend yesterday, t'was a great sight..
Hot-dogging is the best looking tease in the world.
Hot-dogging is the best looking tease in the world.
by Baktus June 21, 2016
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Get the Hot dog mug.> The unfortunate person that has to squeeze your dogs asshole so it splurts all over...sometimes on you
> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?
> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?
> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.
> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?
> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?
> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.
> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
by Pibblelover January 5, 2019
Get the dog groomer mug.This is when an individual, typically male, thinks they have a chance with another individual, typically female, so he follows her around like a lost puppy dog thinking that he will get some, when in fact he is merely cock blocking another individual from getting any.
by andrew972 February 11, 2008
Get the p-dogging mug.When a person defends a dog/animal in an argument. Seen as a white knight for the canines. Seen on facebook many times. Created on the famous Misc section of Bodybuilding.com in an epic facebook ownage thread.
Joe: Look at that dog. What a pussy.
Dave: Animals are just as good as humans!
Joe: Wow. Strong Dog Knighting.
Dave: Yeah brah, you mad?
Joe: Good Job Dave Man.
Dave: Animals are just as good as humans!
Joe: Wow. Strong Dog Knighting.
Dave: Yeah brah, you mad?
Joe: Good Job Dave Man.
by pc813 September 7, 2009
Get the Dog Knighting mug.Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.
Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."
by justin price January 27, 2007
Get the dog beers mug.n. 1. An low-rent neighborhood of Venice Beach, California where modern skateboarding was, literally, invented.
2. a suburban neighborhood characterized by gang activity
2. a suburban neighborhood characterized by gang activity
by wayfarer May 5, 2005
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