you wont

the act of repeating "you wont" when a friend or colleague says that they are going to do something swift or risky

person 1 : man this teacher is pissing me off, one more time and im gonna houdini her ass

person 2 : you wont, you wont

person 1: bro, if you dont shutup im gonna mushroom slap you

person 2 : you wont trick, you wont

by dddd dj skiizz January 14, 2011

hello to you

greating on the borat television programme originaly created in england by sacha baron cohen (ali g). gennerally said in a russian/blatic/kasikstani accent

*walks up to some one* hello to you

by M1ndy February 13, 2005

no jobs for you.

terms used to describe the days of celibacy following when boys become dumb and end a fight with a new term for hand job.

Boy: hey, get on urban dictionary and search 'aub jobs.'
Girl: okay...
Boy: i thought it would break the awkwardness.
Girl: no jobs for you. for at least a week.

by stiff prude December 01, 2006

you are a liar

You are an asshole. A liar. You lie to your friends. As if they are nothing. Jerk. Fake. Liar. Why? Who cares. You lied.

You are a liar Dakota.

by Sam87 November 03, 2015

smoke you

To confirm with antoher individual and (or) animal that it will be ass-beaten in a short time.

Dan: Hey bitch
Samsung: Smoke yous biotch.

by Cali4niaBreez September 25, 2005

you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

by jayquan. October 04, 2021

off you

I am so whatever about you right now and I'm outs. alternate: Off a person as though they were a drug.

I found out from your mom you weren't on a family trip, I am so off you!

by Jdawg45 December 15, 2008