Plaster of Penis

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

by simikis October 16, 2007

Penis Roulette

Having promiscuous, unprotected, sex with many sexual partners and either catching an STD or NOT catching an STD
(WIN or LOSE).

I fucked a bunch of bar-fly hooker hoes, bare-back, and did'nt catch nothin'. I won Penis Roulette!

Real Story: It's 1:45 AM. Last Call. I'm ordering my Corona Cerveza. Two feet away from the bar, the bar-fly hooker bitch, says, "Follow me." So...I did. I followed her into the Women's bathroom. Bent her over the toilet. Hit that shit and did'nt catch green dick. Never saw her again. (I won Penis Roulette bitch!!!

by Johan De Silencio March 31, 2008

roasted penis

an extremly sunburned dick.

that man had a very soggy roasted penis. it was insane. MOTHER FUCK. put it away larry!

by cademhsmr June 22, 2006

Chocolate Penis

Someone with a peruvian accent trying to say "Chocolate Peanuts".

Can youa please gimme somea that chocolate penis.

by luvdairish February 21, 2009

Penis Rage

Similar to Penis Envy and haterism mostly found in large males with small penis(s). Subjects affected will display a limited personallity usually manifest with phrases from six years of mainstream cinema and other sorts of bland entertainment choices. Males with penis rage will take all aggressions out on others more fortunate not only in life but down stairs.

"Man why is ryan being such a bitch on the internet?"
" His penis rage is actin up, another girl laughed at him."
"...ooohhhhhhhhh..."

by ZzZzZz? June 26, 2007

Phantom Penis

Kinda like when an amputee can feel a limb that is not there. It is when you can feel your penis in one spot when it is actually in a different spot.

You know when you tuck your penis and balls back and cross your legs to look like a girl.. Well in this case tuck the penis to the left and back but leave the balls to the right in front, don't push the balls back. Now move around slightly and like MAGIC your phantom penis feels like it is where it belongs centered over your balls in the middle even though it is not. Cool huh!

by bubbels_is_cool March 27, 2011

Cat Penis

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.

He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.

by PortalX September 18, 2008