This is a very confusing term, as it can mean one of two very opposite things so you never know what you’re gonna get.
1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face
2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth
You see the danger of this word, right?
1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face
2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth
You see the danger of this word, right?
Nick: *uuuuugh* I’m gonna cum
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*
Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*
Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT
by Sexy Shitster January 9, 2026
Get the Dump a hot load on my face mug.Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.
A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.
A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.
Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.
A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.
Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.
Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
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Get the cum dump mug.When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.
David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?
Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.
David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?
Girl: looks away Not much.
David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.
Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.
David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?
Girl: looks away Not much.
David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.
Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
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